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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Haplogroup R-DF27","displaytitle":"Haplogroup R-DF27","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55613374","titles":{"canonical":"Haplogroup_R-DF27","normalized":"Haplogroup R-DF27","display":"Haplogroup R-DF27"},"pageid":56631036,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/R-DF27.png","width":271,"height":188},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/R-DF27.png","width":271,"height":188},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1233872833","tid":"8cec77e8-3f6f-11ef-977e-5336fd96e545","timestamp":"2024-07-11T10:23:01Z","description":"Human Y-chromosome haplogroup","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-DF27","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-DF27?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-DF27?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haplogroup_R-DF27"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-DF27","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Haplogroup_R-DF27","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-DF27?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haplogroup_R-DF27"}},"extract":"In human genetics, Haplogroup R-DF27 (R1b1a2a1a2a) is a Y-chromosome haplogroup which is a subdivision of haplogroup R-M269 defined by the presence of the marker DF27. Along with R-U152 and R-L21, the lineage is to a significant extent associated with Proto-Celtic, Celtic and later Celtiberian movements.","extract_html":"
In human genetics, Haplogroup R-DF27 (R1b1a2a1a2a) is a Y-chromosome haplogroup which is a subdivision of haplogroup R-M269 defined by the presence of the marker DF27. Along with R-U152 and R-L21, the lineage is to a significant extent associated with Proto-Celtic, Celtic and later Celtiberian movements.
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}