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The black-naped tern is an oceanic tern mostly found in tropical and subtropical areas of the Indian Ocean and western Pacific Ocean. They are rarely found inland. It was described from the islands around Sumatra. It is most closely related to roseate tern S. dougallii and white-fronted tern S. striata.
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The Liberal Democrats – The Social Liberals, abbreviated to LD, is a minor social liberal party in Germany, founded in 1982 and currently led by Paul Vossiek.
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