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L'Homme à tête de chou (The cabbage-headed man) is the first posthumous studio album by Alain Bashung, issued in November 2011 on Barclay Records. It is a track-by-track rerecording of the album of the same name by Serge Gainsbourg, originally recorded as the soundtrack to a dance show by Jean-Claude Gallotta.
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