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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}