The Comana is a left tributary of the river Olt in Romania. It discharges into the Olt in Comana de Jos. Its source is in the Perșani Mountains. Its length is 19 km (12 mi) and its basin size is 59 km2 (23 sq mi).
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The Lycus is a stream, now vaulted over, that flowed in Constantinople, which was important for historical reasons. The only waterway present within the walled city, it was covered in the 1950s to build the Vatan Caddesi avenue. The creek valley played a crucial role in the Fall of Constantinople in 1453.
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